Why? Because you can! And pickle, and jam, or otherwise celebrate the resurgence of the domestic arts our forebears held so dear. Put on your best apron and step into our kitchen, won't you?
Okay, technically, it's gravlax. But it tastes amazing on a bagel, so it's lox to me. It's also so easy a monkey could do it. Theoretically. I actually recommend against using a monkey to make this.